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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk: they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last...
The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.” “Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”...
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by feeling the...
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the...
A Blonde Redneck Guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy...
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day, the husband comes home from work and his wife says: “Honey, in the upstairs bathroom one...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up...
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day....
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her...
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”...
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her. As she’s walking, she spots an...
A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, “Mommy, my stomach hurts.” Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty....
