A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My...
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since...
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone...
The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, “My hands shake so bad that when I...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies, “Well son, I could give...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.” Before he knew it, the bridge was right...
A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next...
Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched...
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring...