Jokes A girl asks a boy share it Share it Share it save it A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.” The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?” Boy nods, “Exactly.” Related Topics: Up Next A professor of chemistry wanted to teach Don't Miss She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes1 week ago A old couple were lying one night Jokes1 week ago A young man sees her and approaches Jokes1 week ago A elderly ladies were sitting in a park Jokes1 week ago A guy finds an old bottle and rubs Jokes1 week ago The Harvey comes home late at night Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone