A man walked into a bar, he was crying profusely
“I need you to give me enough drinks to kill me” He said, sobbing to the bartender..
“My wifes been sleeping with someone else.” He explained.
The bartender, in shock replied “I wont kill you. If I were you, I’d kill the guy who slipped with your wife.”
“Fine.” The crying man replied. He returned a few hours later, and told the bartender
“Hey, now can you give me enough drinks to kill me?”
The bartender, confused, asked “And why would I do that?”
The once sobbing man, replied with a grin on his face “I f****cked your wife