A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith…
…for advice about enlarging her b***bs.
He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the tip of your fronts and say, “Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger b**bies.”
She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great shapes!
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved her new shapes and didn’t want to lose them, so right in the middle of the bus–“Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger b***bies.”
A guy sitting nearby asked her, “Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?”
“Why, yes, I do. How did you know?”
“Hickory dickory dock