Stalin wakes up one morning and walks onto his balcony to see the sun rise.
“Good morning, Comrade Sun” he says.
“And a very good morning to you, Comrade Stalin” the sun replies.
Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria he says,
“Good afternoon, Comrade Sun””And a very good afternoon to you, Comrade Stalin” the Sun replies.
As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin’s grounds, he says,
“Good evening, Comrade Sun”No response.”I said ‘Good evening, Comrade Sun’
” Stalin says with his anger rising.
The Sun replies, “F***ck you, I’m in the West now.