A man is sitting at home when a police officer knocks on his door.
The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies,
“Yes, I am.”The officer then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife.
The man answers, “Sure, hold on a second.”The officer looks at the picture,
and in a sad voice says,
“I’m sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train.
“The man says, “I know, but she has a good personality