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A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.”...
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The doctor asks, “So what seems to be the problem?” The woman says, “Doctor, I...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
A married man goes into a confessional and says to his priest. “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you...
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
A woman opened her door to see two policeman standing there. “Mrs Smith? I’m afraid that in have some bad news for you? Your husband was...
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...
The doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of...
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this...
The man goes to see dentist and asks “How much to pull two wisdom teeth?” Dentist says “$100.00.” Man says, “too much. Can’t you do it...
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and...
Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?”...
