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The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so...
“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. “There’s a simple trick...
So this police officer is nearing the end of his shift and really that he hasn’t caught anyone up to this point. As he sits in...
A lawyer tries to make conversation when barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in lawyer’s ear: This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake...
A old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous young girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, when he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake To his amazement, the dog runs onto...
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses...
She married him because he was such a “strong man.” She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.” He married her because she was...
