A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
A hot lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the hot lady said to the young man,...
A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her...
One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12 tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried...