A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,...
A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, “What present are my sister and I going to get?”...
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she...
The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,”...
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam,...
A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “Isn’t there anything...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, The wife undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and...
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with...
Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next...
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we...
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in the ground. They figured it must be the opening...
A woman comes home early, and finds her husband in bed with a girl. She is furious, threatens to kill them both the husband says: Believe...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
Two hunters are lost in the woods. After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says: “I heard if you...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...