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A guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him “God has looked at your book of life...
A lawyer, sitting next to blonde on a long flight, was pestering her to play a game ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t...
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off...
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present...
The mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy...
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then...
An Irish wife was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards, she slipped over and did the splits...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, “Ya know, when I was thirty and got an self enjoyment, I couldn’t...
A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The...
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can...
“I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said… Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No..I hate...
A man and his wife, who was 8 months pregnant, were doing some holiday shopping in crowded mall. They had been trading humorous insults for most...
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk: they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.” said one doctor. “Just last...
The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.” “Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”...
