A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will...
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then...
She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then another old lady and they began to sing along with her. In a short time a small...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to...
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell. Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to...
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says...
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the...
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the...
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of pills in his son’s medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using...
The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play...
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer make love a sheep. He is...
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how...
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it...