Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after...
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home personal protection. When I was ready to pay...
When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage,...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
After she was 8 months pregnant and almost time for the husband to go on a tour of duty in which he could not be there...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn’t know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there’s a very wise monk...
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies...
Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She...
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your weapon touch your...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where...
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out...
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the...
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...