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My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight attendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she...
A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike He says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school He decided to come back to the small town because...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School. Not wanting to get paint on her habit, she...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
Judge: “You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you’ll have to give us a good reason.” Man:...
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the...
Two 95 year old men, Jack and Sam, are huge baseball fans. One day, Jack falls seriously ill, and doesn’t have long to live. Sam visits...
