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A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he...
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a tool.”...
A guy talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named...
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from...
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Two men visit a where house. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Heck. My wife is better...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years....
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After...
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first woman, asking, “What’s your name?” She says, “Yo.” The...
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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for...
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves....
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The...
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most...
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a where house outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam,...
