Jokes A old couple is ready to go to sleep share it Share it Share it save it An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ”Why are you going to sleep on the floor?” The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.” Related Topics: Up Next A gynecologist notices that a new patient Don't Miss I was sitting on my own in a restaurant Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes18 hours ago A farmer buys a young rooster Jokes18 hours ago Two buddies were sharing drinks Jokes19 hours ago The wife turns to her husband and says Jokes19 hours ago A young woman asked her mom Jokes2 days ago A little boy walks into his parents Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone