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An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He...
Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks...
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the...
A man went to his lawyer and said “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The...
A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach...
A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down....
This old man went to a whore house and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room...
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender...
A doctor and his wife are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, “You know what? You’re not that great...
A nun and a huge man were standing in an elevator. Being the nice person that she was, she looked over at him, smiled, and said...
One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, “I found out my...
A old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I...
