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There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He said: “Get undressed, Mrs....
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot...
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself...
Two 90-year-old had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have make love!” And so they did....
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that...
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her...
A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy....
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like...
A husband and wife get into a huge argument. They are calling each other names, swearing, and throwing things at each. Finally the wife grabs a...
A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, undressed...
