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Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh,...
A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over. “It’s only...
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says...
Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
A group of American tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a...
A beautiful, pure woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately...
A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she...
A woman came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about all...
A father and his daughter where in a crowded elevator. Suddenly a woman near them turned around and slapped that father in the face then stormed...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that...
