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A young woman came home and told her mom that her steady boyfriend had proposed, But she had turned him down because she found out he...
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him....
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another fellow and immediately notices that the guy has a very large disposable Bic cigarette lighter....
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me...
A little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open...
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,”t-g-i-f” He smiled at her and...
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and...
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t...
A man is at the airport counter checking in his luggage. The man said to the agent, “I’m flying to Los Angeles but I would like...
A guy is walking around town when he sees a bar with a sign advertising “All the Beer You Can Drink for $1!” He thinks that’s...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in a restaurant for a lunch suggested by one of them. The first says, “I have a good deal for you. When...
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re...
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”...
A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely...
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He...
