One weekend a husband is in the bathroom

One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid,

Bubba, who he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee.

The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is.

He can’t help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.

“Well,” says Bubba, “every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my part on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!”

The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night.

So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his part and whacked it three times on the bedpost.

His wife, half-asleep, said, “Bubba? Is that you.”