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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like...
A husband and wife get into a huge argument. They are calling each other names, swearing, and throwing things at each. Finally the wife grabs a...
A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, undressed...
A guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him “God has looked at your book of life...
A lawyer, sitting next to blonde on a long flight, was pestering her to play a game ‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t...
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off...
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present...
The mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy...