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A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a...
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A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy...
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