A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be...
A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. “Help! Is there anybody...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other undressed for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains,...
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where...
Anant went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole...
I go to the gym. One guy often arrives at the same time with me and we spend a few minutes in the locker room. I...