A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds. Curious, he...
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The doc says, “What happened?” The woman replies, “Every time my husband...
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar. The sailor sitting next...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was...