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A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike He says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school He decided to come back to the small town because...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School. Not wanting to get paint on her habit, she...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
Judge: “You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you’ll have to give us a good reason.” Man:...
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the...
Two 95 year old men, Jack and Sam, are huge baseball fans. One day, Jack falls seriously ill, and doesn’t have long to live. Sam visits...