A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants....
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners. “Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady’s foot. What do you...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...