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A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I...
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do...
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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are...
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts...
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