A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach...
A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down....
This old man went to a whore house and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room...
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender...
A doctor and his wife are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, “You know what? You’re not that great...
A nun and a huge man were standing in an elevator. Being the nice person that she was, she looked over at him, smiled, and said...