An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...