A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick...
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an green...
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and,...
The teenage grand daughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go...