A penguin is driving a rental car through Arizona when, suddenly, the air conditioner stops working. The penguin, frantic with the heat, swerves into the first...
There was a slightly long bridge, wide enough for only one car and one day, two cars tried to cross over from opposite directions and met...
A cowboy is captured by Indians. The chief tells the cowboy they’ll grant 3 requests before they scalp him The cowboy thinks a minute then says,...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to the desk and says “buk”. So the librarian gives the chicken a book. The chicken walks outside...
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious...
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
This morning at about 7:45 I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man...