A Sunday school teacher was talking about Heaven,
and decided to pose a question to her class.
She called on Suzi first.
Teacher: “Suzi, which part of your body do you think enters Heaven first?”
Suzi: “I think it’s your head, because your head is the very top of your body.”
Teacher: “Alright, that sounds about right. Let’s see. Eric. Which part of your body do you think enters Heaven first?”
Eric: “I think it’s your hands. When you fly into Heaven,
I think you’ll have your hands above your head, like Superman!”
Teacher: “Ok. I like that. Danny, what do you think? Which part of your body do you think will enter Heaven first?”
Danny: “I know for a fact that it’s your feet!”
Teacher: “Oookay.” This confused her. “Why do you think it’s your feet, and how can you be so certain?”
Danny: “Because the other night, I walked in my mommy and daddy’s room, when I heard loud noises.
My daddy was on top of my mommy, and she had her legs in the air, screaming,
“Oh God, I’m coming! I’m coming!” and it was all my daddy could do to hold her down
, to keep God from taking her to Heaven.