A man is walking on a beach when he finds a dull old middle eastern lamp
When he rubs the lamp a genie appears.
Genie: I am so grateful that you have released me from my ten thousand year prison that I will only grant you 3, but only 3 wishes for releasing me, so make them good ones
Man: I wish to be rich beyond my wildest dreams
Poof… an enormous pot of gold and gemstones appear right in front of him
Genie: what is your second wish?
Man: I wish to be 21 again
Poof… the man reappears as his 21 year old self
Genie: what is your third wish?
Man: I wish that you get back into the bottle.
Genie…. son of a bitch