A man is walking on a beach

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a dull old middle eastern lamp

When he rubs the lamp a genie appears.

Genie: I am so grateful that you have released me from my ten thousand year prison that I will only grant you 3, but only 3 wishes for releasing me, so make them good ones

Man: I wish to be rich beyond my wildest dreams

Poof… an enormous pot of gold and gemstones appear right in front of him

Genie: what is your second wish?

Man: I wish to be 21 again

Poof… the man reappears as his 21 year old self

Genie: what is your third wish?

Man: I wish that you get back into the bottle.

Genie…. son of a bitch