Why The Hell Are You Gonna Jump

A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the police officer who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said:

“Hey Baby. Whatcha doing’ up there on that railing’?”

She said tearfully: “I’m going to jump”.

While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either, so he asked: “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe… why don’t you give ol’ George here your best last kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another, even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the police officer.

“Wow!” said George. “That was the best kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you gonna jump?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl”.