Jokes
When I woke up this morning
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend was cooking breakfast in nothing than a T-shirt… …
when I came downstairs, she told me she needed me to have s*x with her right away…
Needless to say I was thrilled, so we did it right there in the kitchen……she immediately went back to cooking…
we didn’t usually do stuff like that,
so I hesitantly asked,
“so…what was that all about?”She said,
“I had 5 minutes left on the casserole, but the timer broke.