Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies,
“It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch,
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Now wipe that smile off your face