Two men are out hunting. One of them goes into the bushes to take a leak.
A few moments later, there’s a scream.
The man’s buddy runs up.”What happened to you?” the buddy asks.
“A snake bit me in the privates!” he answers, pointing to said snake, kicked to death.
“Call the doctors!”The buddy picks up his phone, makes the call.
“Doctor’s office, how can we help you?”
“My friend got bitten by a snake!””What did it look like?””Red with yellow stripes.””I see.
You have to suck out the poison, understand?”
“Yes, I understand.”He hangs up.
“Come on, what did they say?””She says you’re dead, mate.”