Three police officers were standing
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?”“I was a police officer,”
he responded.“What kind of police officer?”
Saint Peter asked.“I was a vice officer.
I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids.
”“Welcome to heaven. You may end the gates.
”He asked the second man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a traffic officer,” said the man.
“I kept the roads and highways safe.”“Welcome to heaven.
You may enter the gates.”He asked the third man what he did as a police officer.
“I was a military policeman, sir,” replied the man.“Wonderful!
I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter.
“I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you?