Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.”
Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue.
“i found a phone in the priests room.” Said the first nun.
“Oh that’s nothing said the second one, i found safety rubber pack in one of his drawers.” Said the second one.
“What did u do with them.” Said the first nun.
“Pridefully the second nun responds with,” i poked holes in all of them.”
And the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”