Three blondes are going on a triple date.
Their car crashes on they way and they end up at the pearly gates.
St Peter says to the blondes,
“You have to go to the potato room. If you cross without stepping on a potato, you get a blind date in heaven.
“One of the blondes asks, ” What if we step on a potato? ”
St Peter says, “Even I have been in heaven for a long time, I need an expert to answer that.”
Then an expert with brown hair says to the blonde, ” If you still want to be blonde, tool, go to hell.
The ladies go to heaven.
Tool asks, “Why can Miranda and Morgan go to heaven when they step on a potato when I can’t?”
The expert replied , “Because they’re Siamese Twins.”