There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods.
The little girl asked the boy, “What is a man willy?”
The boy replied, “I don’t know.”
At that time he hears his mom calling him for lunch.
He goes home and eats his lunch.
Then he sees his dad on the couch.
He goes up to his dad and asks him, “What is a man willy?” The dad whips his out and says to the boy,
“This is a little willy, as a matter of fact this is the perfect willy.”
The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods.
The girl again asks him what a willy is.
He whips out his little willy and says to her, “This is a little willy, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect willy!”