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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.
Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!”
“Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?”
“I just touched this big spinning thing here like this Darn! There goes another one!”