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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
A man and a woman started making love in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seat belts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seat belts on, so...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
There was an investor who had three girlfriends, but he didn’t know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your...
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,...
A man walks in a bar with his iphone… He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking ‘the...
A teacher is writing on board and suddenly students laughs Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your corset.” Teacher: “You...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of...
