My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for a while. Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnancy test,...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To...
Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You...
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who...
An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
After getting Pope Francis’s luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the...
There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed...
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college for many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer’s showroom, and knowing his...
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?”...