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A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink...
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,...
John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed...
A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The...
One day, a man decides he wants to host a costume party. He decides that he wants an emotion-themed party, so he sends out all his...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want,...
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A boy tells a girl I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok climbs the flagpole Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers,...
One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying undressed on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I...
An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome John! You’re wife has been waiting for you!” Bursting in tears...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday...
