The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” Flora blushes and says, “That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date...
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
A couple went to a physio therapists office at Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle. The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 boyfriends...
A 70 Years old man asked his wife “Do you feel sad when you see me running after the young girls?” Wife replied: No not at...
A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door....
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table… He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this...