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A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” The...
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house Talking Dog For...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” there’s a magic mirror in...
A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he...
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on lovemaking. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about lovemaking,...
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says “Having a tough day, huh?” The guy says...
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could...
A restaurant manager is closing up for the night when he notices a man, disheveled and looking rather worse for wear, standing outside, tapping on the...
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just...
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”, When she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. “No way! No...
