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There was an investor who had three girlfriends, but he didn’t know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the...
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your...
Woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,...
A man walks in a bar with his iphone… He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking ‘the...
A teacher is writing on board and suddenly students laughs Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your corset.” Teacher: “You...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of...
Wife left a note on the fridge it says “I have made all attempts. It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I am going to...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does...
Mbeki was a boy who live in a small village on the edge of the great Serengeti plain of Africa. Mbeki would spend days watching the...
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the...
A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed making love more. The man...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,.. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
