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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in […]
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After […]
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not […]
As an airplane is about to crash a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces […]
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A Cowboy Appeared before st. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “have you ever done anything […]
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A Lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his Lorry breaks down […]
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a […]
This one will perhaps only be good for your more advanced students. A piece of […]
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked […]
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. […]
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him […]
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They […]