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Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The...
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife…. When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two...
I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day… and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill. Interesting,...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat...
A German officer watches over his outpost during the Great War. He’s polishing his handgun when one of his soldiers below sounds the alarm. Down he...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying,“Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and asked...
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man...
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because...
A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying. A man walks up to her and says “What’s wrong?” She replies...
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have some fun time when the...
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I...
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do...
A hardcore Chartered Accountant gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, “Where the hell have you been?” He replies, “I was out...
A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or melons fed? The woman...
