Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food...
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren’t as many violators this day as usual. The...
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it...
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: . Tender one . Amazing one . Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One...
Wife: Doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”...
A man and a woman started making love in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seat belts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seat belts on, so...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...