A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on lovemaking. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about lovemaking,...
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says “Having a tough day, huh?” The guy says...
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could...
A restaurant manager is closing up for the night when he notices a man, disheveled and looking rather worse for wear, standing outside, tapping on the...
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just...
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”, When she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. “No way! No...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,...
An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure...
A tourist in Mexico goes into a bar to get wasted It’s his last week on vacation and one of the things on his bucket list...
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They...
Jonesey bought a donkey from Brathwaite, an old farming partner for $300 Brathwaite agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. One day later Brathwaite drove...
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the...
An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to...