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A Cowboy Appeared before st. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well I can think of...
One day different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. The brain said “I do all the thinking...
A Lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo when his Lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and...
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later...
This one will perhaps only be good for your more advanced students. A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.The barman...
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take...
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so...
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” The...
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house Talking Dog For...
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” there’s a magic mirror in...
A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he...
