An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the...
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I...
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah I was a salesman back in Minnesota.” The boss liked the kid and...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
The Mechanic Asks The Heart Surgeon… when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to...
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of...