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A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man...
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John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have some fun time when the...
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I...
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do...
A hardcore Chartered Accountant gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, “Where the hell have you been?” He replies, “I was out...
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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector...
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are...
Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital This is stress the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors...
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts...
When a very tired man got on a crowded bus one afternoon, he could not find an empty seat. A small dog was sitting on one...
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A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d...
