The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book,...
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many...
Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was...
A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone cutter asked him what inscription he would like on...
The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor....
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated...
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife;...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where a famous politician happened to appear. Politician took the opportunity to schmooze the good...