A couple decide to take their young daughter to zoo one weekend. While standing around the elephant exhibit the little girl notice that the big bull...
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an self enjoyment with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The...
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head I found a...
A kangaroo at the zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the...
I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and...
A man walked into a bar, he was crying profusely “I need you to give me enough drinks to kill me” He said, sobbing to the...
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her melons. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower,...
I wanted to pick up a few more tennis balls before meeting my friend for game. The club house had a bin of slightly used balls...
A man and woman go to a magic show and the magician on stage says, “I challenge anyone in the audience that I can guess your...
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The...
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife…. When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two...
I saw a man sitting alone in the park one day… and I noticed how in his hand he held a one hundred dollar bill. Interesting,...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat...
A German officer watches over his outpost during the Great War. He’s polishing his handgun when one of his soldiers below sounds the alarm. Down he...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying,“Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and asked...